hullabaloo

how to attain whorrifically, mediocre fame

step 1- it's no longer exclusively britneyspears.com, or (insertsuperstarname).com. GET FAMOUS, get it cheap, get a blog, name it after you. First names wont ring a bell (unless you're called Pavarotti or Sanjaya), so remember to insert your first and last names to reinforce your identity. everyone wants to be a superstar, so it seems. and everyone can be a superstar; perhaps.

step 2- publish entries with truckloads of photos. narcissism equates supremacy. nevermind that it takes quite some time to get a flattering shot, play around with high angles that accentuate your jawlines and makes your face look unexpectedly photogenic; there's always photoshop if the face fails you.

step 3- insert the 'X's and 'Z's randomly. Like, tat lorz hehex hohox kkz lolz rulez thex worldz. this requires pretty much skill, seriously.


everyone has a (mysuperstarname).blogspot/wordpress/lj.com. what are you waiting for?

go on and embrace your whorrific fame now!